How have so many people gotten accustomed to drinking the shit that some clueless bartender claims is a margarita? I hadn’t had a good margarita in years, till i went with my girlfriend to some hole in the wall Mexican restaurant a couple weeks ago. And it was quite blissful, like most perfect things [...]
ClownsturbationTo honor our friend Brian Hohman, whose custom shots have given us nothing but joy and heartburn, Jeremy Stoltzfus and I decided to create a shot to attempt to strike fear into his heart. With nothing formally thought out except a name that combined clowns and masturbation, something he would undoubtedly not approve of (and [...]
The Perfect Caramel Apple “Martini”So I was out with the lady last Friday night at a pretentious bar in Boston (no way!) and spied her ordering one of their supposed signature drinks, a caramel apple martini. I won’t dive off into a diatribe regarding the modern bastardization of the word martini (there’s no dry vermouth in 90% of the [...]
The Better KamikazeThis is just a quick write-up to share with you what I have found to be the best recipe for the delicious Kamikaze shot:
1 oz Absolut Vodka
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Rose’s Sweetened Lime Juice
Chill the vodka before adding it and then mix and shake the above and pour into your shot glass of choice. [...]
The Gutenberg PressOriginating out of pure need, the Gutenberg Press (the shot) follows suit in it much other brothers footsteps, the true Gutenberg Press. Ill thrown a little history your way with the true Gutenberg Press then mind-fuck you with the Hohman remix of the Gutenberg which I am sure will sweep the nation like pogs, and [...]