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The Mint Chocolate Chip Shot

Are you thirsty? Do you like chocolate? Do you like mint? Are you a boozehound? You are? Great! This recipe is ridiculously easy and doesn’t really even deserve its own write-up, but here we go anyway! If you’re in the mood for a sweet and easy to stomach shot that will curl the toes of [...]

The Perfect Margarita

How have so many people gotten accustomed to drinking the shit that some clueless bartender claims is a margarita? I hadn’t had a good margarita in years, till i went with my girlfriend to some hole in the wall Mexican restaurant a couple weeks ago. And it was quite blissful, like most perfect things that [...]

Clownsturbation

To honor our friend Brian Hohman, whose custom shots have given us nothing but joy and heartburn, Jeremy Stoltzfus and I decided to create a shot to attempt to strike fear into his heart. With nothing formally thought out except a name that combined clowns and masturbation, something he would undoubtedly not approve of (and [...]

The Perfect Caramel Apple “Martini”

So I was out with the lady last Friday night at a pretentious bar in Boston (no way!) and spied her ordering one of their supposed signature drinks, a caramel apple martini. I won’t dive off into a diatribe regarding the modern bastardization of the word martini (there’s no dry vermouth in 90% of the [...]

The Better Kamikaze

This is just a quick write-up to share with you what I have found to be the best recipe for the delicious Kamikaze shot: 1 oz Absolut Vodka 1 oz Triple Sec 1 oz Rose’s Sweetened Lime Juice Chill the vodka before adding it and then mix and shake the above and pour into your [...]

The Gutenberg Press

Originating out of pure need, the Gutenberg Press (the shot) follows suit in it much other brothers footsteps, the true Gutenberg Press. Ill thrown a little history your way with the true Gutenberg Press then mind-fuck you with the Hohman remix of the Gutenberg which I am sure will sweep the nation like pogs, and [...]

Clownsturbation
The Better Kamikaze
The Gutenberg Press
The Mint Chocolate Chip Shot
The Perfect Caramel Apple “Martini”
The Perfect Margarita