To honor our friend Brian Hohman, whose custom shots have given us nothing but joy and heartburn, Jeremy Stoltzfus and I decided to create a shot to attempt to strike fear into his heart. With nothing formally thought out except a name that combined clowns and masturbation, something he would undoubtedly not approve of (and [...]
The Perfect Caramel Apple “Martini”So I was out with the lady last Friday night at a pretentious bar in Boston (no way!) and spied her ordering one of their supposed signature drinks, a caramel apple martini. I won’t dive off into a diatribe regarding the modern bastardization of the word martini (there’s no dry vermouth in 90% of the [...]
Three Olives Grape VodkaWhile frequenting the newly opened Ruby Room in the Phoenix Metro area, I was once again struck with the tough decision of, “Hmmm. What should I get to drink?” I looked at the choices behind the counter. I saw all the staples of a well stocked bar. Beers on par with PBR alongside with Stella. [...]
The Better KamikazeThis is just a quick write-up to share with you what I have found to be the best recipe for the delicious Kamikaze shot:
1 oz Absolut Vodka
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Rose’s Sweetened Lime Juice
Chill the vodka before adding it and then mix and shake the above and pour into your shot glass of choice. [...]
McKenzie BrewhouseMcKenzie Brewhouse is a great bar/restaurant in Malvern, PA (also one located in Chadd’s Ford) that serve beers that they happen to brew there. After an excellent showing of Grindhouse earlier in the evening, I ventured to McKenzie’s with my cohorts, the Hohman brothers and Ben Pelhan, to partake in their game room and formally [...]
The Gutenberg PressOriginating out of pure need, the Gutenberg Press (the shot) follows suit in it much other brothers footsteps, the true Gutenberg Press. Ill thrown a little history your way with the true Gutenberg Press then mind-fuck you with the Hohman remix of the Gutenberg which I am sure will sweep the nation like pogs, and [...]
Extreme Beer Fest 2007Four times a year the Cyclorama in Boston’s South End fills with very happy and inebriated Massholes. These events are the quarterly Beerfests and they assume numerous guises: the New England Beerfest summons all manners of local breweries to promote their pride and joy whereas the Belgian Beerfest dishes out deliciously potent Belgian and Belgian-style [...]

