Eastern State is a historic prison which is possibly most known for housing Al Capone for a brief while. It was abandoned back in the 1970s and is now believed to be haunted. You may have seen it on television, as it’s been featured on The Travel Channel’s “Most Haunted Locations” and MTVs [...]
Philadelphia - It’s not too bad!Philadelphia is more than Cheesesteaks and Rocky. We also have Tasty Cakes and that bell with the crack in it.
Even after 16 Thanksgivings, Adam Sandler is still a douche.“Where does Thanksgiving come from?” This is the third most popular question* asked of me by children across the land. Honestly, I never know what to tell them. Usually I just make something up but this year I decided to do a little research. Using the popular website “Google”, I’ve deduced [...]
Hope to Celebrate Halloween. (I <3 Red Soxes.)So yeah it’s October. What does that mean? Well if you’re an old man like me (and I am sure you are not) it’s time to be bitter about Halloween. It’s also time to get drunk on a box of cheap wine because not only are you old but you are also [...]
100 Little Calories of Disappointment.You sons of bitches. Why do you do this to me? Look, I like food and booze alright? I’m also a goddamned American which means I like my portions like my purchases: cheap and Louisianan. Besides, recommended portions sizes are just that: recommendations. As much as Mexico wants [...]
Tie-O-Matic Motorized Tie RackProducts Plus have themselves a very nice machine for organizing and holding ties. This motorized tie rack holds up to and including 64 ties. It easily mounts on any closet rod with a few turns of a screw. This screw merely holds the device in place. It requires no tools to [...]
KFC Mashed Potato BowlEven though KFC might be under the same corporation as Taco Bell, thank God they don’t waste their commercials letting you know that they’re full! They let the food, the constant use of “Sweet Home Alabama”, and Colonel Sanders speak for themselves– even if the Colonel is mainly there just to show you that white [...]
Trident Splash - Apple RaspberryI don’t quite know what overcame me to shell out the dollar and change for a pack of Trident Splash Apple with Raspberry. Perhaps it was my open mind and curiosity to try something new or maybe it’s because my previous encounter with Trident Splash was rather enjoyable; what is known, however, is that this [...]
Axe Body Wash - BoostAxe’s commercials have never really sat well with me, and their product has always seemed targeted at the “idiot frat boy” demographic, which is fine, but that’s obviously not me. However, a gift pack for Christmas had this body wash in it, and I decided to give it a chance.
My first impression upon seeing it [...]
A lot of the stuff we buy everyday has a very queer characteristic that is intrinsic in their design or nature. We buy bananas, and after you eat 3 out of the 6 in the bunch, there is a funky odor as the remainders turn to black. I buy razorblades, each containing 4 seperate razors, [...]