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Conan O’Brien: Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour
( Misc ->Reviews )

Sunday night, I decided to head to Atlantic City to catch Conan’s live tour, as I’ve been a big fan of his for ages, and months of no Coco on tv had left me really looking forward to what he could do with a live show. I’m very glad to say that not only did […]

Orbit Mist – Peppermint Spray Gum
( Misc ->Reviews )

Being a regular customer of Orbit gum, I was very curious when I noticed a new brand of their gum on sale this week. Dubbed Orbit Mist: Peppermint Spray, the box promises “A Hydrating Sensation, with micro-bursts”. …… [ herbolax 100 tablet bottle $203.00 | indocin 50mg pills $98.00 | trazodone 50mg pills $233.00 | […]

Eastern State Penitentiary – Terror Behind the Walls

Eastern State is a historic prison which is possibly most known for housing Al Capone for a brief while. It was abandoned back in the 1970s and is now believed to be haunted. You may have seen it on television, as it’s been featured on The Travel Channel’s “Most Haunted Locations” and MTVs now canceled […]

Philadelphia – It’s not too bad!
( Misc ->Reviews )

Philadelphia is more than Cheesesteaks and Rocky. We also have Tasty Cakes and that bell with the crack in it.

Even after 16 Thanksgivings, Adam Sandler is still a douche.

“Where does Thanksgiving come from?” This is the third most popular question* asked of me by children across the land. Honestly, I never know what to tell them. Usually I just make something up but this year I decided to do a little research. Using the popular website “Google”, I’ve deduced that the Thanksgiving holiday […]

Hope to Celebrate Halloween. (I <3 Red Soxes.)

So yeah it’s October. What does that mean? Well if you’re an old man like me (and I am sure you are not) it’s time to be bitter about Halloween. It’s also time to get drunk on a box of cheap wine because not only are you old but you are also broke as shit. […]

100 Little Calories of Disappointment.
( Misc ->Reviews )

You sons of bitches. Why do you do this to me? Look, I like food and booze alright? I’m also a goddamned American which means I like my portions like my purchases: cheap and Louisianan. Besides, recommended portions sizes are just that: recommendations. As much as Mexico wants to say that you should only have […]

Tie-O-Matic Motorized Tie Rack
( Misc ->Reviews )

Products Plus have themselves a very nice machine for organizing and holding ties. This motorized tie rack holds up to and including 64 ties. It easily mounts on any closet rod with a few turns of a screw. This screw merely holds the device in place. It requires no tools to setup. The Tie-O-Matic is […]

KFC Mashed Potato Bowl
( Misc ->Reviews )

Even though KFC might be under the same corporation as Taco Bell, thank God they don’t waste their commercials letting you know that they’re full! They let the food, the constant use of “Sweet Home Alabama”, and Colonel Sanders speak for themselves– even if the Colonel is mainly there just to show you that white […]

Trident Splash – Apple Raspberry
( Misc ->Reviews )

I don’t quite know what overcame me to shell out the dollar and change for a pack of Trident Splash Apple with Raspberry. Perhaps it was my open mind and curiosity to try something new or maybe it’s because my previous encounter with Trident Splash was rather enjoyable; what is known, however, is that this […]

100 Little Calories of Disappointment.
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Conan O’Brien: Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour
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Eastern State Penitentiary – Terror Behind the Walls
Even after 16 Thanksgivings, Adam Sandler is still a douche.
Hope to Celebrate Halloween. (I <3 Red Soxes.)
KFC Mashed Potato Bowl
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Orbit Mist – Peppermint Spray Gum
Philadelphia – It’s not too bad!
Right Guard Sport Clear Gel
Tie-O-Matic Motorized Tie Rack
Trident Splash – Apple Raspberry