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Futurama: Bender’s Game
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Bender’s Game is the 3rd Futurama DVD movie released since the series was officially brought back for 4 direct-to-DVD movies. And while each movie has been different in what it has brought to the table, I think this is by far the funniest movie of the lot to date.
This Futurama movie is pretty heavy on [...]

Postal: A Very Special Good-Evil Review
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In this special review of Postal, Good-Evil writers give their impression of our viewing of Uwe Boll’s latest “movie”. Click through for more information about Dave Foley’s junk, nazi gold, tasteless 9/11 jokes, senseless slaughtering of children, and more!

The X-Files: I Want To Believe
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I started watching the X-Files some time around the second or third season, and from then on, I followed the show devoutly until the end of its run. For me and some others here on this site, the show was pretty much essential watching every week. I remember watching the first movie in theaters, buying [...]

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
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Being a casual fan of the comics a few years ago, I was pleasantly surprised to find that the original Hellboy was a good movie, skillfully directed by Guillermo Del Toro and having inspired casting with Ron Perlman as the lead. I was also pleasantly surprised to see 2 animated features come out with the [...]

The Dark Knight
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Since I saw this movie on Friday, I’ve been trying to think of a way to review this and sound like I’m a calm, collected reviewer and be fairly objective about this movie’s pros and cons. But every time I think about the movie it comes out as as a rambling mess of “oh my [...]

The Incredible Hulk
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I feel like this review is a few weeks too late to change anyone’s mind about seeing it, as they either already have, or are never going to. But in spite of that, I’ll press on. The Incredible Hulk is Marvel’s latest superhero movie, which is actually a reboot of the Hulk movie series in [...]

The Strangers
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I thought The Strangers looked interesting. The idea wasn’t revolutionary; a young couple is trapped in their home by some crazed lunatics, and they must find a way to survive. However, it looked creepy and suspenseful. I was lured to the theater with this false hope, and I was expecting a good [...]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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This review contains spoilers. Making a new Indiana Jones nearly 20 years after the last one is bound to divide audiences between “YES INDY’S BACK” and “THIS FUCKING SUCKS”, and sure enough, the movie has elicited both responses since its release. I’ve heard glowing reviews and awful reviews, and I fall somewhere in between. The [...]

Iron Man
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Iron Man is the Marvel movie I’d been hoping they’d make for years. It really walks the fine line of what every comic book movie should do: tell a story that any audience can appreciate, make a movie that stands by the spirit of the comics, and don’t make it a fucking joke. Movies like [...]

Doomsday
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Here’s the scoop, if you love action movies then you will love Doomsday. I was expecting little from this film. I saw some previews, and Doomsday seemed like another typical action flick: shallow characters, stuff blowing up, poorly executed one-liners, plot holes the size of Texas, and an overly predictable ending (yawn). [...]

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Iron Man
Knocked Up
Little Man
Mary Carey Gets Carried Away
Postal: A Very Special Good-Evil Review
Re-Animator (Millennium Edition)
Spider-Man 3
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The Dark Knight
The Incredible Hulk
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The X-Files: I Want To Believe
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