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Knight Rider (2008 Pilot)

When I first heard about a new Knight Rider show, I was excited. I use to enjoy watching David Hasselhoff and KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand) fight crime back in the 80′s. Now I got the chance to relive my youth in a one night, two hour TV special on NBC. Yes, David Hasselhoff is [...]

MST3K Review: Gamera vs. Guiron (312)

The Movie: GOOD Ahhh nothing I love better than a good, cheesy Japanese giant animal movie. Gamera, second cousin and knock off of Godzilla, is a beloved movie character from Japan who has been in many, many movies. This is one of them! Gamera is set apart from Godzilla in that he is considered “the [...]

Top 5 Reasons to Watch Darker Than Black

After finishing the series this past week, I was feeling pretty satisfied despite the string of questions the finale left unanswered. Forgive the image resizing, I dunno what happened. But here’s the scoop on why you should give this one a shot! STAFF: Bones, Tensai Okamura, and Yoko Kanno– It’s the company that produced Wolf’s [...]

Clark and Michael

I have a very important job. Contrary to what you may have heard, Executive Assisting isn’t all shrimp eating competitions and champagne enemas 24/7/365. I am very busy attending to the various needs of our country’s financial wizards. I keep rolling them around in free meals and make sure they devote all the time they [...]

MST3K Review: The Hellcats (209)

1. The Movie: Good/Bad Okay, so I probably shouldn’t be giving this episode two ratings. But I kinda backed myself into a corner with the guidelines I made, so I’m shit outta luck. I call the movie in this episode “Good/Bad” because the movie itself is almost schizophrenic. One the one hand, you have the [...]

MST3K Review: Manos, The Hands of Fate (424)

The Movie – Hired! Part 2 – GOOD Manos – BAD Beginning this episode of MST3K we have the “stirring conclusion to Hired!”, a rather odd short about selling Chevrolets. It’s a weird kind of short because typically, the shorts seen on MST3K were either educational dialogues intended for high schoolers (one about Benjamin Franklin [...]

MST3K Review: Mighty Jack (314)

The Movie – GOOD Okay, so I will admit it. The first time I watched this episode, I fell asleep to it. Actually, same thing with the second time. And the third…in fact, I believe I slept through this episode the first 10 or so times I watched it. The plot is so freaking confusing [...]

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Reviews: My “Guidelines”

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) is my favorite television show of all time. Not even close. Not only is it really a perfect formula for sarcastic bastards like myself (take bad movies and make fun of them), but I think it also helped shape my humor and sarcasm over the years. However, reviewing something you [...]

Clark and Michael
Knight Rider (2008 Pilot)
MST3K Review: Gamera vs. Guiron (312)
MST3K Review: Manos, The Hands of Fate (424)
MST3K Review: Mighty Jack (314)
MST3K Review: The Hellcats (209)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Reviews: My “Guidelines”
Top 5 Reasons to Watch Darker Than Black