Top 5 LOLCATS…Of All Time (Guest Article)
By Good-Evil Contributor Monday, 24 Mar 2008

Contributed by Alex Atchley. His website is Hot Dog Storm and his excellent music is here.

5. Firefox Boob Cat

This lolcat, while not having a caption, is cuddling a boob, which is something I would very much like to do sometime soon. Not that I’ve NEVER cuddled a boob before… I mean thats really none of your business, actually. Fuck off.

4. Invisible Bike Cat

What else needs to be said about the Invisible Bike cat? Not much.

3. Cookie Cat

I always thought that it would be funny to be interviewed on TV and then answer the reporter using LOLCAT captions…. or Catptions. “Well, Bob… I have some good news and some bad news… I made you a cookie…. bad news… I eated it.” History in the making folks.

2. Critical Mass Kitty

This kitty has reached critical rating. Its kind of a “thinking man’s LOLCAT,” which is why I like it so much. Very cute too.

1. Monorail Cat


Here it is, Gatos Uno. The Monorail Cat is very abstract. It raises questions…this cat appears to be some sort of transportation device for some unknown secret society. Is Monorail Cat the way of the future? When fossil fuel reserves finally dry up… Cats? Truckcat? SUVCAT? I suggest investing in feline transportation companies… N-O-W

14 Responses to “Top 5 LOLCATS…Of All Time (Guest Article)”

  1. Brian Hohman Says:

    Best Review EVER!, and I fucking hate cats!

  2. jer Says:

    monorail cat made me lol.

  3. Matt Moore Says:

    Hey there, long time reader, first time commenter.

    As somewhat of a lolcat connoisseur, I have to disagree with 2 of your picks.

    While I totally agree with the awesomity of firefox boobcat, cookiecat and monorailcat. I must protest your selection of critical mass cat and invisible bike cat. Instead I submit to you ceiling cat (http://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/ceiling_cat.jpg) and ninja cat (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/ninjacatva11.jpg).

    I hope you take these under consideration. Thank you for your time.

  4. Andrew Raub Says:

    I agree with Ninja Cat, but disagree with Ceiling Cat.

  5. atchley Says:

    Ninja cat is great. I had never seen it before. I stand by my choices. The Invisible Bike made me laugh out loud, or LOL, for a good 4 or 5 minutes. I mean, the picture was taken at the right time, and the caption is great.

  6. jer Says:

    I 100% agree with Ceiling Cat.

    On a related note, I hate that confused look dogs give you when they spot you doing the nasty with yourself or a friend.

  7. Matt Moore Says:

    Namely http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/740586_1ab799bf85_m.jpg

    Basically giving you a look that says “Hey, what is she doing on top? That ain’t right.”.

  8. Zach Patterson Says:

    “doing the nasty with yourself”

    i’m not sure that’s a phrase. unless you are literally fucking yourself. if so, that’s a pretty epic tuck back.

  9. Brian Hohman Says:

    “On a related note, I hate that confused look dogs give you when they spot you doing the nasty with yourself or a friend.”

    Yeah I mean they should know what it is by now, considering every time I see them they are humping the shit out of something, or licking their own junk.

  10. jer Says:

    Zach, whether I am fucking my clenched fist or my own asshole I am still most definitely fucking me.

    GOING TO THE MOON, BRB.

  11. Andrew Raub Says:

    This article is now tied for most comments.

    Fucking LOL cats… so this is what Good-Evil has devolved to…

    I bet you could cheeze like crazy with these cats.

  12. atchley Says:

    i am an idiot. i forgot about “PEW PEW PEW”

    :(

  13. Matt Moore Says:

    “I bet you could cheeze like crazy with these cats.”

    firefox cat is the essence of cheesing.

    cat urine and major boobage.

  14. Andrew Raub Says:

    it lacks heavy metal though.

    most comments on an article!

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