I have the displeasure of having to watch people play this game from time to time. I’ve only played it a few times, but every time I get two minutes into it and ask myself “Why am I making this little thing hit those other little things?”. Maybe I need glasses.

This might seem like a biased review, but I just don’t understand why people love this game so much. I’m all for playing games like Tekken and Soul Calibre, etc. but I don’t like this crap. For one thing, it goes on for WAY too long, and for another thing, the method of measuring damage is stupid. In theory, you could go on forever building up your percentage level if you’re careful. I just don’t understand it and I don’t feel like trying to.